#2 - Soju

Korean people like to socialize. And while socializing Korean people like to eat and drink. And while socializing and drinking, Korean people love to drink soju.

Korean people love to drink soju more than they love their families. Soju, if you haven't heard, is a shitty, sweet, deadly and disgusting alcohol made of rice and, I believe, pure evil.

Soju is the number one alcohol in Korea, probably the number one beverage for that matter. It is marketed as a super hip, cool and purebred Korean drink. Koreans seem to think that if you drink soju, babes will flock to you, dudes will high-five you and little kids will wish that you were their father.

This is wrong.

Usually seen in packs of 2 or more, soju drinkers start off the night with ties tied tight, faces surprisingly jolly and words clearly enunciated.

Fast forward a few hours and a few bottles and you'll notice their eyes have turned a brilliant red, their shirt has somehow come untucked and their tie is untied if not lost all together.

Usually, a soju drinker is as easy to spot as a bad toupee or a fantastic pair of fake titties.














(Soju drinker)

(Photo from blackoutkorea.com)