"Hey, Kim Jin Ho, I have an idea for a new delicious food!""What's that, Kim Min Young?"
"Ok, we take a cabbage, and smother it in red pepper."
"Hmmm... Continue..."
"Then, we smother that shit in fish paste."
"Aw, that sounds like crap dude."
"I know, I know dude, but let me finish... This is where it gets good. Then, we bury it is a huge pot, letting it ferment so it comes out tasting like a drunk bum just vomited up a used diaper... What do you think?"
"Kim, my boy, I think you may have something here..."
Now, Korean people love kimchi. No, I mean they're actually in love with kimchi. Talking shit about kimchi is like talking shit about someone's mama. Korean people see it as a national pride, a national treasure. To them it's like eating their flag or their white house. Like drinking the blood of Christ, only it tastes a little more fishy.
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